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Friday, 19 June 2009 |
Many of you come to me asking, “Why did you stop doing philosophy?” “Why is there no future in philosophy?” and most of all, “For heaven's sake, why postmodernism?” This is after I published my book, The Absurdity of Philosophy, which is itself the whole of my reason for leaving philosophy. The three questions are tied together. Postmodernism shows no future in philosophical endeavors, the problems postmodernism brings to the table are inescapable, and thus, there is no reason to go prattling on about philosophy.
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Thursday, 14 May 2009 |
“Stay home, be safe.” That's what the people on TV told me to do, that's what I'm gonna do, and you can't make me do otherwise. It's not safe if it's not home. You go out, and the people on the TV turn you into something. Like my aunt Betty. She was just a normal woman until the people on TV came and called her my aunt Betty.
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Tuesday, 21 April 2009 |
I think it's about time you hear the story of Orville, son of Wilbur from Charlotte's Web—though he's not really the son of Wilbur. Their stories are similar and that's why we called him that. Orville was a pig that lived on my grandpa's farm.
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Tuesday, 07 April 2009 |
Stop me if you've heard this one. The sun and the cloud were hanging out in the sky one day, discussing the political climates of the lands below and the fundamentals of governance, beginning with Machiavelli and ending with Hitler. The cloud was convinced that brute force was the only way to effectively rule people. The sun thought it might be better to rule with kindness.
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Sunday, 22 March 2009 |
“XOXO” the letter concluded
and left us confused as to which letter alluded
to hugs and which letter alluded to kisses
To know which was which in letters from misses
My arms make an O, but our arms make an X
And my lips make an O, especially in sex
But X is nowhere, except for my eyes
When I shut my eyes tight and prepare for surprise
So it seems pretty clear that X is embrace
And O is for when I make my O-face.
But some people just won't put X in that spot
They think the reverse, which is likewise, but not.
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