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Verbal Scat
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
Bong diggity big booby bang go boom
fuzzy zit, zitty jizzy butt, spank a jew.
Duck jacket buck rabbity racket 
kick nick knackety smack it
fuck 
Here's what I say
when I got nothin to say
but I say anyway, 
I say
 “I'll have one bread please.
And please, covered with cheese
and no that's no pizz-ah less you got some sauce.
Do you got some sauce?”
Skip dippity do hoss
So is it wiener 
or wee wee 
or pee pee 
or poo?
I don't know. I can't tell just by lookin at you.
Bouncy titties
Bouncy titties
Zang 
ziggity 
chee 
chow 
ping 
pang 
pong 
pews
chang wang cho 
Miley Cyrus is news.
So 
spricket and jickett 
go
lick it and dick it.  
No
just stick it and prick it
and say lemony snicket 
ho!
Just look at me
lookin at you
lookin at me
how do you do?
Don't answer that. It's a trick question.

 
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