You know what I wish? I wish there was a big fire. It could start down at the old mill. The grain burns up, which makes everyone go hungry. People would realize how much they needed farmers to make grain, instead of relying on mills all the time.  

Meanwhile, the fire would spread to the department stores, leaving everybody naked, and then onto the utilities, taking away electricity, water, and garbage removal. The fire would make a pit stop down at the police department, letting out all the rapists and murderers and killing the policemen.  

Finally, everyone's house burns to the ground. The children are all dead, and the people that are still alive are homeless. The people on the TV would come in, trying to make something out of nothing, but they'd be captured and eaten by all the naked homeless, rapists, and murderers.  

Then the naked homeless, rapists, and murderers would move on to the next city to get their food, water, clothes, police, electricity, children, and garbage removal services. The city would fight back because what community could do without those things?  

Somebody sets somebody else on fire, which kills the person, but destroys all the mills, department stores, utilities, police stations, and houses. So more people from TV come in and make a stink over nothing and they get eaten. The naked homeless, rapists, and murderers move on to the next city and the next, setting fires and eating the people on TV until the whole world is burnt to the ground.  

The rest of the universe would bust a gut, laughing at us so hard that a hole rips in the space-time continuum. The naked homeless, rapists, and murderers would move around to every possible universe, setting fires and eating the TV people until the only universes left were the ones where everyone knew to stay home, and be safe, because it's only if you stay home that you become a naked homeless raping murderer that eats TV people when your house is burnt down.  

Just imagine the sort of paradise that multiverse would be. My aunt Betty would go back to being a normal woman, instead of the my aunt Betty the TV people made her, because there would be no TV people left to call her that. We naked homeless raping murderers would rebuild our mills, department stores, utilities, and police departments, clothe and feed ourselves, make new children, and suppress any would-be TV people so we wouldn't have to stay home.