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The Watchpigs
Thursday, 12 March 2009
Based on the graphic novel by Alan Boar. If you haven't read the graphic novel, you cannot criticize this video.

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Suicide Bomber
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
gimme the mic
I'm gonna break it. I'm gonna start a fight.
Blow your house if its not fortified.
I'd KILL to make your mother mortified
I'd just love to skin your hide
Rip it off, toss your meat aside
Have you ever wondered what life be like
With no balls, no tongue, no eyes?
How hard is it then to call me daddy?
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English is Stupid.
Sunday, 22 February 2009
Dear Mr. English-is-Stupid. 

I must defend my mother tongue's honor.  

My last video, a nonsense poem, may seem like it bastardized English, but in fact it was a celebration of English. In it, I said this: “I'll have one bread please,” which is a quasi-quote from this girl: ZOMGitsCriss.
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Verbal Scat
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
Bong diggity big booby bang go boom
fuzzy zit, zitty jizzy butt, spank a jew.
Duck jacket buck rabbity racket 
kick nick knackety smack it
fuck 
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Mr. Pro-Woman-Is-Anti-Man
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Dear Mr. Pro-Woman-Is-Anti-Man,

Well, it's just all about you, isn't it? You are MISTER Pro-Woman-Is-Anti-Man, after all.  Well I'm mister anti-pros. If someone writes a prologue, I write an anti-logue. You want to sell me a product, I want to sell you an anti-duct. You say this country needs progress, I say this country needs anti-gress. Kobe Bryant is a pro-basketball player? Well I'm an anti-basketball player. And don't tell me the “pro” in “pro-basketball player” is short for “professional,” because “professional” comes from the root word “profess,” where the prefix “pro-” means the same thing as in “pro-woman.” And besides, I'm anti-fessional.
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